One of the things that I love best about Taylor is how we are on the same wave length most of the time. We are evil and hilarious.
QUOTES FROM DAY ONE:
Taylor: There has got to be something wrong with her.
Sarah: Maybe she is mildly retarded?
Sarah: ..... wait.... there is no BED in this hotel room. Where is the bed??
Taylor: They gave us a room without a bed???
:::standing around for 45 seconds:::
Sarah: OHHHHHH…. It’s a SUITE! There are multiple rooms!!
Taylor on the phone with the Front Desk...
Taylor: I asked for a room with TWO beds.
Front Desk Woman: There ARE two beds.
Taylor: :::::long silence::::: Okay............ where is it??? We couldn't even find the first one!!!!
Woman with two seeing-eye dogs walks by...
Sarah: ......... Can you BE blind enough for two dogs?
Taylor: She's probably lying and just wants to take her dogs everywhere with her.
Taylor: Did he find her in South America? Did he buy a bride and bring her home?
Taylor: If Chris wants to live in Durham after the wedding, and he knocks me up, he better be able to pay for private school.
Having a GREAT TIME!!!!!! More later.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
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Okay, your hotel suite story reminded me of another (similar) story my pastor told us a few years back.
Basically, his friend went to Mexico for his honeymoon, and reserved this gigantic suite. After a week, upon checkout, the staff was asking how everything was, and he spoke of his disappointment on the room size where the bed was. Alarmed, the staff took him back up to see his concerns, and it was then he and his bride discovered they had been staying in the grand suite's "guest room". Apparently they never bothered to open the "closet door" which led to the main portion of their suite. There's a biblical message there if you look for it.
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